$ find /path/to/ -type l -exec bash -c "if [ ! -r {} ]; then echo {}; fi" \;
echo 50 > /proc/sys/kernel/msgmniat the end of your rc.local. NO WARRANTY WHATSOEVER.
(setq vc-handled-backends nil) (setq vc-ignore-vc-files t)to your .emacs or _emacs file.
echo -n 255 > /sys/devices/platform/i8042/serio1/sensitivityto your /etc/rc.local. (Choose your comfort zone between roughly 100 and 255.)